A Weird Dream

https://www.starcouriernews.com/2023/03/y4jrlbwsyf Rich / me dreaming about me and my teacher
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https://thewonderlist.net/7vh5vs6n “Die Sage!†I yelled as I swung my foam iron sword. She easily dodged it and quickly backed up to shoot me with her bow. I snickered as the arrow struck the wall instead of me. I tried to punch her but instead she blocked it with her bow so she was left with no damage and I was left with a hurt two good hands.
Suddenly, Mom came in and said: “ Alright, that’s enough you two. It’s time to go to bed right now.
https://urbandesign4health.com/g8qrm2cv “OK Mom,†we both said simultaneously.
“Good night Mom, good night Sage,†I said as I turned off the lights and went to bed.
Buy Hirst Valium “Huh?†I thought. I had somehow teleported to my old English and Writing teacher in my sleep.
“You’re late!†she yelled.
https://www.virtual-assembly.org/4ffjjwip5u3 “Do you know what I do with late students? They go to the slammer. Not any slammer, my slammer!â€
“What?†I said, confused. “When did you own a jail? And when did late students go to jail? Couldn’t I just get one of those weird pink slips? Ummmm……. I mean a tardy slip?
“Whatever, now you’re going to get destroyed and crushed and wrecked and….†she droned on and on and on.
Meanwhile, while she was distracted, I observed my classmates’ reaction to this.
“Whuh?†all of my classmates were weird creatures! One was a blaze from Minecraft. Another was a zombie from Plants vs. Zombies. There was a Pikachu from Pokémon. However, the weirdest (in my opinion) was a computer as the head, a keyboard for a body, two mice (like the one at your computer) for arms, and a microphone and a headset for legs.
“Now, Mr. Flip Flop, please report to the ________________________________________________ room,†my teacher said. (The __________ was a word, but I couldn’t tell what my teacher said. The best I can interpret it is trampiloneglosstoltyyyyresgartlopthecandsdf. Well, something like that.)
“This is crazy!†I thought.
Suddenly, my teacher’s voice interrupted my thoughts. “Never end your story with: ‘and then I woke up and it was all a dream’. Oh and Mr. Flip Flop, move along and go to jail please.â€
“This is crazy!†I thought again.
“Please don’t eat me!†my teacher suddenly said.
This is crazy!†I thought for the 3rd time. I quickly ran to the door, opened it, and suddenly I saw a flash of colors, and I tumbled down, down, down, down, down……....
And then I woke up and it was all a dream. Well, not the fighting and going to bed part anyways.
I checked my clock. It was 10:00am in the morning. “Hey Sage!†I shouted. “How about another fake fight?
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