Wasabi Peas

Alrightee people, straight to the point. None one cares about wasabi peas no matter how bad/good they taste. Youâ€™re going to ask: â€œThen why the heck would you write a story about one?â€ Well, I like to write random stories about random stuff so, yeah.

Wasabi peas are either red or green (Probably green, but who cares??). Theyâ€™re spicy (I think) and taste horrible. (Iâ€™ve never eaten one). Iâ€™m tired, and I want to play video games instead of talking about weasel peas, but Iâ€™ll try to make this story long enough to amuse you.

Weasel peas have weasels in them (DUH!), and are very hard to catch since weasels are hard to catch. ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ). I think that weasel peas should be banned from stores since theyâ€™ll probably start running all over the place since theyâ€™re so slippery and run so fast. Wait, we were talking about wagon peas right??? Oops.

Anyways, wagon peas are very big. Theyâ€™re in sale at stores for $99.99 a piece. Unfortunately, theyâ€™re pretty tough and very hard to chew so youâ€™ll probably chip a tooth. After all, theyâ€™re a lot like wagons. Theyâ€™re pretty much just a huge wagon-sized pea. So, donâ€™t buy one. Theyâ€™re SUCH a rip off ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ).

So yeah, thatâ€™s pretty much it about dragon peas. Oh, yeah, they breathe fire and stuff. They fly, so theyâ€™ll be pretty hard to catch so you can eat them. I hope you enjoy the story on dragon peas. Wait, why does the title say: â€œWasabi Peasâ€? ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ). ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ). ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ). ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ). ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ). ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â° ).

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Wasabi Peas

Rich Wang